Amhrán na Leabhar (Song of the Books) – LYRICS + Translation
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Man with Name Similar to Celebrity Arrested
“Rocking ‘Rick James’ has been properly arrested and charged” – An anonymous Arizona Sheriff said Tuesday. The man, self named after his icon was a “legend unto himself” according to one store owner involved in the arresting incident. “I think he was more concerned with his hair..” ..one woman said to herself clutching a purse …
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“That seems just crazy”
Local man’s grandchildren effected by storm damage and politicians. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmLZZKm6E_s
Brian: “I don’t like Hamburgers”
We spoke with Brian on the condition we do not disclose his last name or where-abouts within California in a very dry area that goes below a line on a ball in some peoples offices. We enter the room where Brian is waiting already.. “What do you want? This is the most ridiculous attempt at …
Jesus Involved in Altercation
“Upon arrival officers noticed Jesus’s intoxication.” – Unknown source. He was asked to walk the line, as Johnny Cash was, but to no avail. Jesus was asked for identification multiple times. but always refused the lawful order and then screaming about scars on his wrists and ankles he began to become physical. An officer was …
The Thing Under Your Bed is Real
“I have never stared into the sun with such confidence” – Walter Kronkite
“Jesus ate part of my lunch.”
Local man’s encounter with Christ not all it’s ‘cracked’ up to be. A local Paso Robles man recently recounted a work break room encounter with the savior of mankind, but evidently, it was not all roses.. “He was eating my lunch all casual, but I was like ‘dude thats my shit’ and he was all …