Privacy Policy

Who we are

We think therefor we are.

Comments

Your grandmother does not love you.

Media

All media here is either a true personal recounting, complete lies or links to media we like.

Cookies

We eat them, sometimes, but prefer hamburgers.

Embedded content from other websites

We embed ourselves in foreign countries and in your local bar.

Who we share your data with

My uncle Steve.

How long we retain your data

As long as we can hold it, just like our poopoo.

What rights you have over your data

The Constitutions provides you have the right to be surveilled, imprisoned and disappeared by George Bush Senior.

Where we send your data

Right over there.. in that box.