We spoke with Brian on the condition we do not disclose his last name or where-abouts within California in a very dry area that goes below a line on a ball in some peoples offices.
We enter the room where Brian is waiting already..
“What do you want? This is the most ridiculous attempt at anything!” – Brian
“So, to start this interview, how are you Brian?” – You
“What do you want from me?” – Brian
“We wanted to ask you about hamburgers” – You
“..oh..man..ok..” – Brian
“Do you have a political opinion about beef between bread?” – You
“Yes..yes I do, I don’t know but people don’t like part of my sandwiches or sometimes the whole thing…” – Brian
“I think we have wrapped up here Brian, thank you for participating” – You
“oh, shit ok, did I do something wrong?” – Brian