“Upon arrival officers noticed Jesus’s intoxication.” – Unknown source.
He was asked to walk the line, as Johnny Cash was, but to no avail.
Jesus was asked for identification multiple times. but always refused the lawful order and then screaming about scars on his wrists and ankles he began to become physical. An officer was declared loyal enough to the crown to stab Jesus with a spear in the side, ending the situation and sending water pouring out of his body.