“Rocking ‘Rick James’ has been properly arrested and charged” – An anonymous Arizona Sheriff said Tuesday. The man, self named after his icon was a “legend unto himself” according to one store owner involved in the arresting incident.
“I think he was more concerned with his hair..” ..one woman said to herself clutching a purse as if in preparation for the next moment.
Other residents expressed their concerns with the state of affairs, “How can someone think they are Jesus? Jesus..”.
“One time I was messing around and I saw my older sister naked.” – Jerome Baltimore