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Man with Name Similar to Celebrity Arrested
“Rocking ‘Rick James’ has been properly arrested and charged” – An anonymous Arizona Sheriff said Tuesday. The man, self named after his icon was a “legend unto himself” according to one store owner involved in the arresting incident. “I think he was more concerned with his hair..” ..one woman said to herself clutching a purse …
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“That seems just crazy”
Local man’s grandchildren effected by storm damage and politicians. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmLZZKm6E_s
At Least They’re Hot.
Always On Climate, a small group from northern Indiana, recently conducted peaceful protests outside of the Palestinian state of Illinois. It was resolved by me, I single handedly made things happen.
Brian: “I don’t like Hamburgers”
We spoke with Brian on the condition we do not disclose his last name or where-abouts within California in a very dry area that goes below a line on a ball in some peoples offices. We enter the room where Brian is waiting already.. “What do you want? This is the most ridiculous attempt at …
Jesus Involved in Altercation
“Upon arrival officers noticed Jesus’s intoxication.” – Unknown source. He was asked to walk the line, as Johnny Cash was, but to no avail. Jesus was asked for identification multiple times. but always refused the lawful order and then screaming about scars on his wrists and ankles he began to become physical. An officer was …
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True Prison Stories by Gary York
True Prison Stories tells the good, the bad, and the ugly stories of life behind bars. If I (Gary) do not tell all sides of the prison life, then i wouldn’t be telling the whole story. Subscribe today and hear of the hero’s, the villain’s, and victims behind our jail and prison walls. Gary York …
The Thing Under Your Bed is Real
“I have never stared into the sun with such confidence” – Walter Kronkite