Jesus Involved in Altercation

“Upon arrival officers noticed Jesus’s intoxication.” – Unknown source.

He was asked to walk the line, as Johnny Cash was, but to no avail.

Jesus was asked for identification multiple times. but always refused the lawful order and then screaming about scars on his wrists and ankles he began to become physical. An officer was declared loyal enough to the crown to stab Jesus with a spear in the side, ending the situation and sending water pouring out of his body.

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“Jesus ate part of my lunch.”

Local man’s encounter with Christ not all it’s ‘cracked’ up to be.

A local Paso Robles man recently recounted a work break room encounter with the savior of mankind, but evidently, it was not all roses..

“He was eating my lunch all casual, but I was like ‘dude thats my shit’ and he was all ‘do something punk!'”.

According to witness statements, the savior of mankind continued to taunt the man while eating the mans food items. “I told you I be on that shit!” was apparently yelled during the altercation.

Jesus was charged with the following:
-resisting arrest
-possession of a controlled substance
-unlicensed bowling ball
-misdemeanor theft (x2)


Jesus is being held on $25,000 bond.